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Post by Aerios on Jun 10, 2007 22:16:00 GMT -5
Aerios: Excuse me sir...I am an apprentice to a high level warrior...can I ask you to do me a favor? Man: Well of course. Anything you need. Aerios: Great, thanks. *Stabs man repeatedly* Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!....WTF ARE YOU DOING!?! Aerios: Hey, you said anything I need. Now shut up...your questions are distracting me from my apprentice work. *Stabs some more*. I never knew being an apprentice could be so fun. Now wheres my next sucker. *Looks around to see a crowd of women, a crowd of squirrels, and a crowd of midget clowns* HEY!! CLOWNS!!! *Hesitates and then begins to stab them. Clown 1: OH MY GOD WERE ALL GONNA UGH!!.....*Keels over dead, throwing knife stuck in the back of his head. Aerios: Seriously, come on now. You screaming is not gonna help anything and it is only distracting me from killing you faster. Now shut up and wait for me to kill you all. *The rest of the clowns go silent as I slaughter them.* See, that wasnt so hard was it. If only Sorik were here to approve of my work. *Grabs clowns hair and pulls him up, slitting his throat.* I mean...its not like this is any different from what I always do...I just have authority to do it legally now. ;D Thanks Sorik.
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Post by Aerios on Jun 11, 2007 15:45:04 GMT -5
Aerios: Just feel lucky that you aren't dead already Jimmy. Being that it is a fictional stab for you. Midget Clown: But you...you st...stabbed us...we are *cough cough blood* dying. Aerios: You bring up a good point. You see you are not important to the FAQ and you arent contributing anything to learn. So your pain/my stabbing you is non-fictional...wait...we just learned something because of you. I guess that means all my stabs were fictional, and you will survive. Midget Clown: wOOt! But now what do I do. Aerios: Well...*Looks over at Sorik and Jimmy and then grins evilly.* you will just have to be my practice bag until I am not an apprentice anymore. Congratulations, you get to be stabbed. *Stabs midget repeatedly.* Midget: AAAARRRGGGGHHHH...but it still hurts when you stab me. Aerios:Hey, Sorik never said it wouldnt hurt...even if it is fictional.
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Post by Aerios on Jun 11, 2007 16:16:45 GMT -5
It doesnt need to make sense. We stab you, it hurts, you dont die. Thats the only information you need.
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Post by Aerios on Jun 11, 2007 16:25:57 GMT -5
Ouch...ok ok I get the point. XD I dont mind having a long ways to go. Just means more fun for me between now and then...aside from being stabbed.
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Post by Xavier on Jun 11, 2007 16:44:17 GMT -5
WTF?!?! What's this for.
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Post by Aerios on Jun 11, 2007 16:54:35 GMT -5
Must everything have a reason? This is simply an addition to the random point factor every human must experience. In other words I dunno, spur of the moment event I guess.
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Post by Xavier on Jun 12, 2007 11:28:04 GMT -5
Xavier: Hi Jimmy Jimmy: Hi Xavier: I was Sorik's last apprentice you know Jimmy: ... Xavier: Oh don't worry I don't stab people Jimmy: Wow what a rele- Xavier: *Skuers Jimmy* I skuer things (If some one has the correct spelling, please tell me) Jimmy: Ow, apparently it's passed from Master to Apprentice Xavier: Ha ha ha! Your kidding right Jimmy: What? Xavier: You couldn't skuer Jello Jimmy: Oh...Can you un-skuer me? Xavier: No
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Post by Xavier on Jun 12, 2007 13:22:07 GMT -5
If that's the case I'm going to keep using them
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Post by Xavier on Jun 12, 2007 15:02:48 GMT -5
You'll kill me in a drive by
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Post by Aerios on Jun 13, 2007 21:21:59 GMT -5
o.0 Even I know not to use Soriks chars Xavier. BTW the spelling for that is skewer.
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Post by Aerios on Jun 14, 2007 21:40:02 GMT -5
*Heavy breathing* Soon the rebels will be crushed by the power of the...PIE STAR!!!
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Post by Aerios on Jun 15, 2007 8:02:48 GMT -5
XDXDXD...exactly.
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Post by KläsΘr on Jun 15, 2007 11:30:11 GMT -5
? I be confused...
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Post by Aerios on Jun 15, 2007 12:37:53 GMT -5
Pie Wars ;D. Pie Star=Death Star Princess Pastry=Princess Leiah...you get the idea.
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Post by KläsΘr on Jun 15, 2007 12:51:19 GMT -5
Oh, I was very confused...
Where is Luke Pieeater
(Formally known as a Skywalker he decided to take on a new life as a Pieeater >_>)
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