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Post by Rahlyn on Jan 6, 2007 15:49:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't stop eating till you explode.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Zorel on Jan 6, 2007 15:52:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you fly into a building.
I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl (WII) was out.
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Post by Rahlyn on Jan 6, 2007 15:54:27 GMT -5
Granted, but it costs $600
I wish I had a better computer
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Post by Loki on Jan 6, 2007 21:57:24 GMT -5
Granted, but the computer explodes when you plug it in.
I wish you guys knew how to REALLY corrupt a wish.
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Post by shig on Jan 7, 2007 10:53:30 GMT -5
granted but that only leads to a joke about loki's mom
i wish loki were a bit more older
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Post by Rahlyn on Jan 8, 2007 19:43:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose years off you life as he gains them. Baby.
I wish I could do anything I wanted
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Post by Loki on Jan 9, 2007 18:46:43 GMT -5
Granted, but then you kill your girlfirend on accident when you try to kill someone else.
I wish Kratos would get a new joke!
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Post by {//c.orrupted}} on Jan 9, 2007 22:20:48 GMT -5
Granted, but he uses his old one.
I wish Zorel didn't make me want to go to Florida sooner.
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Post by Loki on Jan 10, 2007 15:30:30 GMT -5
Granted, but then you never get to go.
I wish you all would join my site. (hint hint)
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Post by Ktsed Vereq on Jan 10, 2007 15:49:03 GMT -5
Granted, but then Kratos ruins it by only posting about imaginary diabolical goldfish
I wish I wasn't depressed...
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Post by Rahlyn on Jan 11, 2007 13:12:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you become so happy that you annoy everyone till they kill themselves, then you become depressed again.
I wish I didn't have to do my homework
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Post by Loki on Jan 11, 2007 18:48:59 GMT -5
Granted, but then you fail.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by shig on Jan 11, 2007 19:57:20 GMT -5
granted, but you go through a jet engine
i wish my dog could talk,stand on its hindlegs and wear clothes (sisters idea >_>)
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Post by {//c.orrupted}} on Jan 11, 2007 22:01:20 GMT -5
Granted, but he/she gets you guys back.
I wish I wasn't bored at this party.
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Post by Silvia on Jan 11, 2007 22:05:45 GMT -5
Granted, but everything else now seems boring to you.
I wish i could talk in every single language there is, including animals.
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