Post by KläsΘr on Aug 20, 2007 9:33:08 GMT -5
I was recently bored and at an attempt to get a great skit and go with it I created this
T3h Basics
-Story of 3 RPG characters-(Are, Pee, and Gee)
-Skit style
-Mainly spoofs game experiences
T3h Startz0rz
Chapter 1: ZOMG Headshot
Are: Well, due to my odd ability to realize that we are in a skit right now and being watched
Gee: Read..
Are: Yeah, read, I suppose we should introduce ourselves. I’m Are, not to be confused with are, because are is a verb and I find having a verb as a name very insulting.
Pee: I’m Pee, I don’t even wanna talk about my name.
Gee: I am Gee.
Are: That is us, now I suppose this introduction should contain some kind of message to those kids that are under the age of 2. Any ideas?
Gee: Oh I got one. Don’t. Smoke.
Are: *Sigh* I meant something that has to do with the skit.
*Pee throws away a cigar*
Pee: Uh, how about Don’t do anything that we do on this skit.
Are: That’s kind of obvious.
Pee: What does that mean.
Are: Well, you see for one thing we will be attacked by things like rats the size of us and don’t forget about those pesky little weeds that come up in places in you yard.
Gee: You mean those ones that are heck to take out and multiply everyday?
Pee: Guys we aren’t playing Animal Crossing
Are: Since when did I mention a deer crossing a road
Pee: No, no I me-
Are: Well, I did mention big rats, but never a road. Hmm, well I suppose they don’t have to be crossing a road.
Pee: Are.. Liste-
Are: Oh! I see where your getting
Pee: Really? Do tell
Are: The rats are crossing the weeds. Dang rats.
Pee: No! I mean the game Animal Crossing
Gee: What is this Animal Crossing of which you speak.
Are: Pee, if this is another one of those cruel animal things you do than you should be ashamed
Pee: Can’t we just get through with this introduction?
Gee: What are we introducing?
Pee: The begining of the skit
Gee: What are you talking ab-
Are: *wispers to Gee* Just go with it
Gee: Oh.. That skit.. Ok
All: Enjoy the skit
---
*All of them randomly appear in a forest area*
Are: Ok what are we doing here
Gee: How should we know?
Director: Ok you three are in a forest. Your best friends and a cutscene plays where you see one of your brothers run by screaming for you to help him. You go to see your town is destroyed. ACTION
Pee: *stabs the director* We are doing what we want not following your cliched way of RPG’s
Are: You know you could have just activated debug mode and left. You never had to kill him
Pee: He isn’t dead.
Director: FANTABICAL! NEW IDEA!
Gee: *Mutters* Fantabical?
Pee: *Shrugs* Don’t ask me
Director: Ok, now one of you have to be killed and the other two decided to take revenge on whoever killed him.
Are: Uh, nice?
Director: ACTION!
Pee: Who is gonna di-
*Pee has a arrow through he head*
Krug: Boom headshot comrade
Are: O.O QUICK USE DEBUG!
Gee: Why?
Are: JUST DO IT!
Gee: Fine *magically reverses time and makes the arrow go into the director
Pee: Wow. That was cool
Are: Hey! You!
Krug: I can dance all day comrade
Are: Yeah, you. Come here now.
Krug: WTF D*** you made me lose my killing streak... comrade..
Gee: This Skit has taking a terrible turn since we started.
Are: Got that right
Gee: Ok lets randomly appear somewhere else and start fresh
Krug: Bo-boom headshot? Comrade?
Gee: No you are gonna leave now.
Krug: I don’t wanna
Are: *Shoots him in the head*
Krug: NOOOOO! *flips out randomly getting a computer and smashing it till he DIES*
Pee: This oddly seems familiar
Gee: *Sighs* Lets go
Sure if people appeciate the work of it I'll continue. I didn't work to hard on this so I would appeciate it if people don't sceam rude comments about it.
Also plan to look out for Chapter 2: Dude, did you just run into a fan?
T3h Basics
-Story of 3 RPG characters-(Are, Pee, and Gee)
-Skit style
-Mainly spoofs game experiences
T3h Startz0rz
Chapter 1: ZOMG Headshot
Are: Well, due to my odd ability to realize that we are in a skit right now and being watched
Gee: Read..
Are: Yeah, read, I suppose we should introduce ourselves. I’m Are, not to be confused with are, because are is a verb and I find having a verb as a name very insulting.
Pee: I’m Pee, I don’t even wanna talk about my name.
Gee: I am Gee.
Are: That is us, now I suppose this introduction should contain some kind of message to those kids that are under the age of 2. Any ideas?
Gee: Oh I got one. Don’t. Smoke.
Are: *Sigh* I meant something that has to do with the skit.
*Pee throws away a cigar*
Pee: Uh, how about Don’t do anything that we do on this skit.
Are: That’s kind of obvious.
Pee: What does that mean.
Are: Well, you see for one thing we will be attacked by things like rats the size of us and don’t forget about those pesky little weeds that come up in places in you yard.
Gee: You mean those ones that are heck to take out and multiply everyday?
Pee: Guys we aren’t playing Animal Crossing
Are: Since when did I mention a deer crossing a road
Pee: No, no I me-
Are: Well, I did mention big rats, but never a road. Hmm, well I suppose they don’t have to be crossing a road.
Pee: Are.. Liste-
Are: Oh! I see where your getting
Pee: Really? Do tell
Are: The rats are crossing the weeds. Dang rats.
Pee: No! I mean the game Animal Crossing
Gee: What is this Animal Crossing of which you speak.
Are: Pee, if this is another one of those cruel animal things you do than you should be ashamed
Pee: Can’t we just get through with this introduction?
Gee: What are we introducing?
Pee: The begining of the skit
Gee: What are you talking ab-
Are: *wispers to Gee* Just go with it
Gee: Oh.. That skit.. Ok
All: Enjoy the skit
---
*All of them randomly appear in a forest area*
Are: Ok what are we doing here
Gee: How should we know?
Director: Ok you three are in a forest. Your best friends and a cutscene plays where you see one of your brothers run by screaming for you to help him. You go to see your town is destroyed. ACTION
Pee: *stabs the director* We are doing what we want not following your cliched way of RPG’s
Are: You know you could have just activated debug mode and left. You never had to kill him
Pee: He isn’t dead.
Director: FANTABICAL! NEW IDEA!
Gee: *Mutters* Fantabical?
Pee: *Shrugs* Don’t ask me
Director: Ok, now one of you have to be killed and the other two decided to take revenge on whoever killed him.
Are: Uh, nice?
Director: ACTION!
Pee: Who is gonna di-
*Pee has a arrow through he head*
Krug: Boom headshot comrade
Are: O.O QUICK USE DEBUG!
Gee: Why?
Are: JUST DO IT!
Gee: Fine *magically reverses time and makes the arrow go into the director
Pee: Wow. That was cool
Are: Hey! You!
Krug: I can dance all day comrade
Are: Yeah, you. Come here now.
Krug: WTF D*** you made me lose my killing streak... comrade..
Gee: This Skit has taking a terrible turn since we started.
Are: Got that right
Gee: Ok lets randomly appear somewhere else and start fresh
Krug: Bo-boom headshot? Comrade?
Gee: No you are gonna leave now.
Krug: I don’t wanna
Are: *Shoots him in the head*
Krug: NOOOOO! *flips out randomly getting a computer and smashing it till he DIES*
Pee: This oddly seems familiar
Gee: *Sighs* Lets go
Sure if people appeciate the work of it I'll continue. I didn't work to hard on this so I would appeciate it if people don't sceam rude comments about it.
Also plan to look out for Chapter 2: Dude, did you just run into a fan?